I spent all weekend in an accelerated Spanish driver's class. There were sections (such as signs, points violations, and roundabout maneuvers) that were extremely useful. However, the sections about 'This is a car' and 'This is how to operate a car' made me want to stab my eyes out.

At least they didn't teach us how to latch and unlatch a seat belt. I get enough of that instruction every time I fly.